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#1 User is offline   TL6MT 

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Posted 16 February 2010 - 10:53 PM

I remember the chc talking about hilarious comments about certain products that are funny but controversial, which inspired me to start this thread - I'll start you off with one that I stole from our beloved Admin.

"Hyundai is for people who can't afford real Hondas"

:lol:
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Posted 16 February 2010 - 10:57 PM

Um let's see... I've said quite a few of these over the years. :lol:

* (Please do not take this thread or my posts seriously.)

iPod touch is for people who can afford a real iPhone.
AMD is for people who can't afford a real Intel processor.
Netbooks are for people who can't afford a real laptop.
Linux is for people who can't afford a computer that can run Windows.

(On a slightly unrelated topic)

Sciences is for people who can't make it into Engineering.

:P
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Posted 17 February 2010 - 12:25 AM

"Guys are for Engineers that can't get Girls." *Hint* *Hint*
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Posted 17 February 2010 - 08:55 AM

View Postshc-boomer, on 17 February 2010 - 12:25 AM, said:

"Guys are for Engineers that can't get Girls." *Hint* *Hint*


Firstly, to correct your sentence structuring, I think you meant "Engineering is for guys that can't get girls." Secondly, this is not a product remark.
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Posted 17 February 2010 - 12:10 PM

View Postchconline, on 16 February 2010 - 10:57 PM, said:

Sciences is for people who can't make it into Engineering.

:lol:


I will argue that this doesn't apply for many people who go into sciences (such as myself though I'm going to be transferring)
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Posted 17 February 2010 - 04:09 PM

Macs and Macbooks are for noobs. PCs have twice the power for half the price.
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Posted 18 February 2010 - 09:45 AM

Honda: Our Gas Pedals Dont Stick.
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Posted 18 February 2010 - 05:26 PM

Haha the chc told me one

Toyota: Moving forward, even if you don't want to.
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Posted 18 February 2010 - 08:38 PM

View PostBig Bang, on 18 February 2010 - 09:45 AM, said:

Honda: Our Gas Pedals Dont Stick.

:P

View PostaeroLai, on 18 February 2010 - 05:26 PM, said:

Haha the chc told me one

Toyota: Moving forward, even if you don't want to.

Hahaha this is WIN :lol: Have a rep point for awesomeness, sir :D
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Posted 19 February 2010 - 03:35 PM

^ Haha oh yeah :P

View Postprestonyuen, on 17 February 2010 - 04:09 PM, said:

Macs and Macbooks are for noobs. PCs have twice the power for half the price.

Yep. Macs: Twice the price for half the performance. :lol:
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Posted 19 February 2010 - 03:41 PM

View PostaeroLai, on 18 February 2010 - 05:26 PM, said:

Haha the chc told me one

Toyota: Moving forward, even if you don't want to.

:P LOL epic win
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Posted 19 February 2010 - 04:16 PM

View PostaeroLai, on 18 February 2010 - 05:26 PM, said:

Haha the chc told me one

Toyota: Moving forward, even if you don't want to.

Must say, this one is pretty awesome!
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Posted 20 February 2010 - 02:14 PM

View PostBig Bang, on 18 February 2010 - 09:45 AM, said:

Honda: Our Gas Pedals Dont Stick.

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Posted 20 February 2010 - 05:55 PM

Wow, now that is what I call "PWNT!"
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Posted 20 February 2010 - 06:38 PM

Girl: "I'm looking for a new laptop. Which should I buy: a Mac or a PC?"
Guy: "Of course go for Mac. PCs are for noobs. Macs can out perform PCs any day."

Look whose talking :P

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Posted 20 February 2010 - 07:05 PM

View Postchconline, on 20 February 2010 - 02:14 PM, said:

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:lol: That is pretty much the definition of PWNT, as Kenneth pointed out :P
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Posted 20 February 2010 - 07:23 PM

MIVEC: The pirated version of VTEC.

MIVEC just kicked in, yo.
What?
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Posted 21 February 2010 - 02:15 PM

View Postchconline, on 20 February 2010 - 07:23 PM, said:

MIVEC: The pirated version of VTEC.

MIVEC just kicked in, yo.
What?

:P
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Posted 21 February 2010 - 11:39 PM

View PostBig Bang, on 21 February 2010 - 02:15 PM, said:

:P

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Posted 22 February 2010 - 10:05 PM

Here's another one:

"You can turbo a VTEC but you can't VTEC a turbo"

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