I love the intro, what can I say. This line is a classic lol:
There's always a right tool for the job. When you need to be the manliest man you can be, there's Old Spice. When you need guts, glory, there's the all new Dodge 2013 Ram. When there are deadlines to be met, there's Kenneth Kwok. Okay, so maybe these things aren't really tools, [except] the last one.
For some reason I don't quite agree, not to mention I don't even understand why I left it there. Of course this will be removed considering how inappropriate it is, At this point I don't even want to to edit the thing.